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The Juice (need i say more?)
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| well im too tire to write from my mind, so i copy and past pick-up lines!!!!!! |
[May. 19th, 2005|11:43 pm] |
-Do you work for UPS? -I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
-Is your name Summer? -'Cause you are as hot as hell.
-The word of the day is "legs." -Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.
-I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... -only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
-You might not be the best looking girl here, -but beauty is only a light switch away. |
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| shit! |
[May. 19th, 2005|03:43 am] |
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Well, like darion, i just got back from seeing Star Wars episode III. AND WHAT TO SAY. that had to be the worst Greatest movie ever. That movie changed opinion of the characters and oppsing sides in the movie. i'll explain more tommarrow. im tired as fuck |
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| i have reached the end of my map!, but i know the road continues |
[May. 18th, 2005|03:37 pm] |
well, im poor again. with no clue where to go or what to do. im glad i didn't finish high school or go to college. because i am a drifter. i come and go with the wind. but i missed the weather broadcast, so i have no clue where i'm going next.
I'M DYING TO GO BACK TO L.A. FOR GOOD! but, knowing my luck.... the wind will only take me FARTHER east. but for another brief moment, i will take down my sail and row back home. For a week or so, as far as i know. i'll be in l.a. from the 29th to the 5th of whatever next month is.
since i have no other place to go, im going to get another job out here. i need to make money. cause no one is allowed to house the juice till i can make California minimum wage. So... i guess i'll work at Cheveron or somthing. |
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| OMG! THE JUICE TOLD THE TRUTH |
[May. 9th, 2005|10:02 pm] |
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Well, i came, i saw, and i'll be back! The juice attended roriks party, we ate food, played games and bought a god damn fern. WHAT WAS I MISSING. IM PACKING MY SHIT and im getting ready to go HOME. I JUST need 3 things to do before that can happen. I NNNNNNEEEEEEDDDD a place to stay (parents house is out of the question). next, i need a means of transportation. i have alot of stuff i dont plan on leaving behind. theres 2 options to that. but i need money for both. first is, rent a small uhaul and take everything all at ounce. or, i can steal the prius late at night, dorp some stuff and then drive back. and take more the next day. when all my stuff is over there. i get a grey hound ticket and stay. i figure the uhaul idea is going to cost less, but its $65 per day + what ever you spend in gas, with will be another $40. the good thing is i can drop the uaul off at a local one in l.a. so its a one way trip. with the prius, i'll need lots of caffine to stay up driving like that. gas is expensive going 2 ways, so it will be about 60 bucks. and 59 for the greyhound |
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| FUCK BURGER KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
[Apr. 5th, 2005|09:39 pm] |
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I HATE BURGER KING, i quit last thursday along with 3 others, man we showed them. BUT, those fucking managers, they have the balls to call me and say that if i don't come back to work, that i'll be fired, i told them to stuff their piece of shit restaurant and shove it up their fat asses, I QUIT!!!!!!. the others who quit along with me said about the same thing. so what we did,we each brought some girls(lol, the only girl i know out here in Yuma is may neighbor) we all spent like $35 on alchohlic beverages and went camping out at the dunes. i pretty much got loaded of Bacardi o'3s (they're fucking GOOD) and Wild turkey (the strongest whiskey i have ever tried). MAN that was fun. i dont remember most of it, but i thing it turned into an orgy, cause i was pissing like a fucked up crack addict. im going to do this more often!!! ^L^ man i love alcohol |
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| c'mon rik, c'...c..c'mon |
[Apr. 1st, 2005|02:06 am] |
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RIK!!!! i WAS in town, didn't you get any of the messages on your answering machine???? Justin and i went to your house and all your cars were there, but no one would open the door. then on easter weekend, your phone kept saying that it was currently unhooked, MAN that dipressed me. so i stayed at my pops house, and did the "Family Thing". |
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| ignore this post, i just ran out of paper |
[Mar. 31st, 2005|03:56 am] |
(Don't Steal these sentences!!!!!!! im coming up with some songs, just tell me what you think!!!)
ALL SONGS START OUT AS POEMS, here are a few short poems!!!!!!!
what the fuck should i care if i die today or not, this is only a dream and nothing
has an end result
could this even be my dream? or did some one come up with pure fantasy.
does pain really hurt, or is it just something new to ME
Punk rock never died, i only became excepted by society.
the fad is sold in stores, but the attidute comes free
every day gets so hard, but many have had it worse.
stopp my bitching and winging, cause it's still the easy life and its only the second verse
many would rather be me than ride in their reserved hurst
how can i know this though, i have never spoken from experience
no book, no letter, no run in with coincidence
so, did i find it from some one i don't know? did i remind it under some stone? |
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| cavities hurt, being away from friends hurts more! |
[Mar. 31st, 2005|03:54 am] |
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if i have learned anything in my 10 months of solitude of bullshitness,is that "The Juice"is no one person; yes, thats what i have been known as for some time now, but i, the juice, am who i am, because i express myself in accordance with those i have come to know and love. "the Juice" is a extension of all of you and myself contained in this chunky, balding, lazy, hobo of a body. kudos to you all, and may i shall return as soon as possible! |
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